Post by k3rry on Sept 6, 2007 19:42:09 GMT 1
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the
motorway."
"You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but
something happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your penis was
chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000
compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build
you a new penis that will work as well as your old one did, better in
fact.
But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an
inch."
The bloke perks up at this. "So the thing is" the doctor says, "it's for
you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better
discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and
you
decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you
had
a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher
this
time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role
in
helping you make the decision."
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the
next day.
"So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have." says the fellow.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"
"She has" says the bloke.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor. .. .
"We're having a new kitchen."
The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the
motorway."
"You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but
something happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your penis was
chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000
compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build
you a new penis that will work as well as your old one did, better in
fact.
But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an
inch."
The bloke perks up at this. "So the thing is" the doctor says, "it's for
you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better
discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and
you
decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you
had
a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher
this
time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role
in
helping you make the decision."
So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the
next day.
"So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have." says the fellow.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"
"She has" says the bloke.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor. .. .
"We're having a new kitchen."
