Post by TAFF on May 27, 2009 11:24:36 GMT 1
A man's in court for double murder,
and the Judge says,
"You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer"
a voice at the back of the courtroom shouts out " Ya B'stard "
The judge continues,
" you are also charged with beating your mother in law to death with the same hammer"
again the voice yells out " Ya B'stard "
this time the judge stops and looks up at the man at the back of the courtroom, and says
" sir, I understand your anger, but I will not tolerate any more outbursts, Do I make myself clear"?
The man replies " fifteen years I've lived next door to him, and everytime I ask to borrow his hammer he says he's not got one...."
and the Judge says,
"You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer"
a voice at the back of the courtroom shouts out " Ya B'stard "
The judge continues,
" you are also charged with beating your mother in law to death with the same hammer"
again the voice yells out " Ya B'stard "
this time the judge stops and looks up at the man at the back of the courtroom, and says
" sir, I understand your anger, but I will not tolerate any more outbursts, Do I make myself clear"?
The man replies " fifteen years I've lived next door to him, and everytime I ask to borrow his hammer he says he's not got one...."
