Post by irish on Jul 4, 2009 6:27:54 GMT 1
* SWAMP-DONKEY
> A deeply unattractive person.
>
> * TESTICULATING.
> Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
>
> * BLAMESTORMING.
> Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
> project failed, and who was responsible.
>
> * SEAGULL MANAGER.
> A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
> then leaves.
>
> * SALMON DAY..
> The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
> screwed and die.
>
> * CUBE FARM.
> An office filled with cubicles.
>
> * PRAIRIE DOGGING.
> When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and
> people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
> (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
>
> * SINBAD.
> Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
>
> * AEROPLANE BLONDE.
> One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
>
> * PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
> The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it
> to work again.
>
> * OH - NO SECOND.
> That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
> made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
>
> * GREYHOUND.
> A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
>
> * JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
> A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
> works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges
> displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to
> show their level of training.
>
> * MILLENNIUM DOMES.
> The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed
> from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
>
> * MONKEY BATH
> A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!
> Aa! Aa! Aa!'.
>
> * MYSTERY BUS.
> The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
> toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
> the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
>
> * TART FUEL.
> Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
>
> * TRAMP STAMP
> Tattoo on a female
>
> * PICASSO BUM.
> A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
> got 4 buttocks
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> A deeply unattractive person.
>
> * TESTICULATING.
> Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
>
> * BLAMESTORMING.
> Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
> project failed, and who was responsible.
>
> * SEAGULL MANAGER.
> A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
> then leaves.
>
> * SALMON DAY..
> The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
> screwed and die.
>
> * CUBE FARM.
> An office filled with cubicles.
>
> * PRAIRIE DOGGING.
> When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and
> people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
> (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
>
> * SINBAD.
> Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
>
> * AEROPLANE BLONDE.
> One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
>
> * PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
> The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it
> to work again.
>
> * OH - NO SECOND.
> That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
> made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
>
> * GREYHOUND.
> A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
>
> * JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
> A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
> works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges
> displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to
> show their level of training.
>
> * MILLENNIUM DOMES.
> The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed
> from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
>
> * MONKEY BATH
> A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!
> Aa! Aa! Aa!'.
>
> * MYSTERY BUS.
> The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
> toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
> the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
>
> * TART FUEL.
> Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
>
> * TRAMP STAMP
> Tattoo on a female
>
> * PICASSO BUM.
> A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
> got 4 buttocks
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