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Post by minichick on Jan 31, 2008 23:00:23 GMT 1
That if I ate anymore paper I would grow horns
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Post by thereddwarf on Jan 31, 2008 23:02:02 GMT 1
that if we didnt stop bugging her she`d go bald....used to wake up every morning and see if she had hair....lol...
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Post by dai9fxey on Jan 31, 2008 23:05:28 GMT 1
You'll go blind if you carry on doing that.   |
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Post by byron101 on Jan 31, 2008 23:13:41 GMT 1
if you keep on like that no nice girl will like you guess she was right |
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Post by gar1380 on Feb 3, 2008 23:55:46 GMT 1
stop picking your nose or you will poke our eye out, (minging !!!)
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Post by dai9fxey on Feb 4, 2008 0:01:57 GMT 1
Eat your carrots. They'll help you see in the dark.  |
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Post by k3rry on Feb 4, 2008 19:30:22 GMT 1
Eat your carrots. They'll help you see in the dark. i used to get told that and now i say that to my son lol |
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Post by k3rry on Feb 4, 2008 19:31:08 GMT 1
stop telling tales
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stop clecking
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Post by taffy1967 on Feb 4, 2008 19:45:49 GMT 1
Father Christmas was real?
Yes talk about contradiction as I was told not to talk to strangers or accept sweets nor agree to go and see any blokes puppies.
But then once a year some fat hairy bloke would come into my bedroom and leave something in a stocking and I was supposed to be grateful.
Crazy world LOL.
;D
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Post by TAFF on Feb 4, 2008 19:46:14 GMT 1
if you fall and break your legs....... dont come running home to me !
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Post by welshdiva on Feb 6, 2008 19:09:00 GMT 1
That I wouldn't get curly hair if I didn't eat my crusts. Being the rebel that I was (and still am!) I didn't eat my crusts (and still don't  ) and I haven't got curly hair. Well, ok just a slight kink on my fringe when I get caught in the rain! ;D |
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Post by taffy1967 on Feb 7, 2008 13:22:13 GMT 1
I can remember being told to eat my carrots so I'd be able to see in the dark. That never worked as the recent power cut proved, plus I've got cataracts forming too! ;D |
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Post by braceuself on Jul 11, 2008 22:42:16 GMT 1
if i keep sitting close to the tv i'd get square eyes :-)
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Post by mini2infiniti on Jul 11, 2008 22:59:12 GMT 1
"Stop playing with it or it will fall off!"  |
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Post by Keats on Jul 12, 2008 22:20:25 GMT 1
This ones not off my parents but my gran.... Don't leave the toilet seat up 'cos all the luck will go out of the house!!! And people wonder why i'm crackers  |
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) and I haven't got curly hair. Well, ok just a slight kink on my fringe when I get caught in the rain! ;D
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