Post by jc1380s on Apr 5, 2008 8:01:22 GMT 1
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to buy some sexy lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £200 in price, the more see through, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item pays the £200 and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so see through that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the £200 refund for myself.'
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for £200, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral is on Friday.
;D
jc
He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £200 in price, the more see through, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item pays the £200 and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so see through that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the £200 refund for myself.'
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for £200, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral is on Friday.
;D
jc
