Post by TAFF on May 13, 2008 10:46:58 GMT 1
Driving to work this morning, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to the rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds in disbelief.
When I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup! It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
causing it to splash and scald the meat and two veg,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth,
ruined my shirt and disconnected an important call.
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!
I looked away for a couple of seconds in disbelief.
When I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup! It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
causing it to splash and scald the meat and two veg,
causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth,
ruined my shirt and disconnected an important call.
BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!
