Post by TAFF on Jun 22, 2008 8:18:36 GMT 1
Three guys chatting about thier local pubs,
first guy says " back home, after every fifth pint, the landlord buys the next "
second guy says " thats nothing, at my local the landlord gives free nuts and crisps all night"
third guys says " well I can beat both of those, in my local as soon as you walk through the door your ushered to a seat, have whatever drinks you want, Free ! and this will go on all night until you have had enough, Then they will take you upstairs and make sure you get laid."
the first guys says" wow thats amazing, has that actually happened to you ?"
guy answers " well it hasnt happened to me yet, but it happens to my sister all the time "
first guy says " back home, after every fifth pint, the landlord buys the next "
second guy says " thats nothing, at my local the landlord gives free nuts and crisps all night"
third guys says " well I can beat both of those, in my local as soon as you walk through the door your ushered to a seat, have whatever drinks you want, Free ! and this will go on all night until you have had enough, Then they will take you upstairs and make sure you get laid."
the first guys says" wow thats amazing, has that actually happened to you ?"
guy answers " well it hasnt happened to me yet, but it happens to my sister all the time "
