Post by irishstick on Jun 28, 2008 6:38:28 GMT 1
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction. In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
''Still cleaning dear, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the arse and having the balls to say: ''Come on fatty, you're next.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since the prognosis for both
is severe injury and in acute cases, death. ;D ;D ;D
GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
''Still cleaning dear, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the arse and having the balls to say: ''Come on fatty, you're next.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since the prognosis for both
is severe injury and in acute cases, death. ;D ;D ;D
