Post by TAFF on Jul 10, 2008 5:53:27 GMT 1
A guy calls a company and orders their
5-day, 10 lb. weight loss programme. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her
neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight
loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you
can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her
and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same
thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and
is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised.
He then calls the company and orders
their 5-day/20 pound programme.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands
the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen
in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok
running shoes and a sign round her neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while
to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth
every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself
only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as
promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
the 7-day/50 pound programme.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone -
"This is our most rigorous programme."
Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
opens it
he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing
nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck
that reads:
"I'm Geoff. If I catch you, you're mine..."
5-day, 10 lb. weight loss programme. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her
neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight
loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you
can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her
and has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same
thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and
is delighted to find he has lost 10lb. as promised.
He then calls the company and orders
their 5-day/20 pound programme.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands
the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen
in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok
running shoes and a sign round her neck that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while
to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth
every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself
only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as
promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
the 7-day/50 pound programme.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone -
"This is our most rigorous programme."
Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
opens it
he finds this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing
nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck
that reads:
"I'm Geoff. If I catch you, you're mine..."
;D ;D ;D
