Post by TAFF on Jul 23, 2008 6:37:44 GMT 1
Claude the hypnotist was booked to entertain over 200 OAP's at the local nursing home,
the staff transformed the lounge into a small theatre,
the old folk took their seats and after a lot of fussing and assistace, 200 OAP's were sat patiently awaiting the hypnotic show.
The makeshift curtain rose, and there stood claude the hypnotist.
after some general chit-chat Claude explained to the elderly how he was going to hypnotise each and every one of them,
he explained how his mystical pocke"censored"ch held hypnotic powers.
The watch had been in his family for six generations and had been used to hypnotise people for centuries,
He started to swing the watch and with his soft voice told the audience that they were feeling drowsy,
sure enough the old folk were slowly drifting into his hypnotic trance.
Once Claude was certain they were all under he stopped the swinging watch and carefully placed into his pocket,
But he dropped the precious watch and as it landed on the floor is shattered into a hundred pieces,
"Sh*t" screamed Claude
it took hours to clean up the nursing home..
the staff transformed the lounge into a small theatre,
the old folk took their seats and after a lot of fussing and assistace, 200 OAP's were sat patiently awaiting the hypnotic show.
The makeshift curtain rose, and there stood claude the hypnotist.
after some general chit-chat Claude explained to the elderly how he was going to hypnotise each and every one of them,
he explained how his mystical pocke"censored"ch held hypnotic powers.
The watch had been in his family for six generations and had been used to hypnotise people for centuries,
He started to swing the watch and with his soft voice told the audience that they were feeling drowsy,
sure enough the old folk were slowly drifting into his hypnotic trance.
Once Claude was certain they were all under he stopped the swinging watch and carefully placed into his pocket,
But he dropped the precious watch and as it landed on the floor is shattered into a hundred pieces,
"Sh*t" screamed Claude
it took hours to clean up the nursing home..
