Post by alice on Feb 18, 2007 22:20:26 GMT 1
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There
is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or
you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!
Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like
kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are
extremely good
looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help
with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
you exit the building, and have a nice day!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There
is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or
you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the building!
Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like
kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are
extremely good
looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help
with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
you exit the building, and have a nice day!
