Post by paul on Apr 23, 2007 21:11:16 GMT 1
Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you
like".
Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the
bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The octopus
says, "Play It? I'm gonna f*** her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"
like".
Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the
bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The octopus
says, "Play It? I'm gonna f*** her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"
;D ;D
