Post by paul on May 8, 2007 22:49:12 GMT 1
A woman breaks wind bending over to look at a beautiful diamond ring.
She looks round,embarrassed, and sees the salesman standing right behind her.
Totally professional he says " good day madam,how may I help you?"
Hoping he may had'nt heard her " accident " .
, she says "Sir, whats the price of this lovely ring?"
He answers, " Madam, if you farted just looking at it , you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!"
She looks round,embarrassed, and sees the salesman standing right behind her.
Totally professional he says " good day madam,how may I help you?"
Hoping he may had'nt heard her " accident " .
, she says "Sir, whats the price of this lovely ring?"
He answers, " Madam, if you farted just looking at it , you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!"
