Post by k3rry on Jun 1, 2007 20:59:46 GMT 1
Q. What u call a townie in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted
Q. What u call a townie in a box with a lock on it?
A. Safe
Q. What u call a townie in a box?
A. Innit
Q. What do u call a townie in a fridge?
A. Chillin'
Q. What do u call a boy and girl townie in a phone box?
A. F**king innit
Q. What u call a townie girl in a white track suit?
A. The bride
Q. If you see a townie on a bike, why should u try NOT to hit him?
A. It might be your bike
Q. Whats the first question at a townie quiz night?
A. What you lookin' at?!
Q. 2 townies in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. The police
Q. What do townies use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter
Q. What do u say to a townie in a suit?
A. Will the defendant please stand
Q. What have townies got in common with turtles?
A. When they're on their back they're ***ked.
Q. How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door
Q. What do u call a 30 year old townie?
A. Dunno., Ask her 17 year old son
Q. What do u do if u run a townie over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure
Q. What do u call a townie with the same IQ as their shoe size?
A. Gifted
Q. What do u call a townie on the moon?
A. Problem
Q. What do u call Ten townies on the moon?
A. Problem
Q. What u call a hundred townies on the moon?
A. Problem
Q. What do u call ALL the townies on the moon?
A. Problem solved
Q. Whats the difference between an hedgehog and a nova full of townies?
A. With the hedgehog, the *****s are on the outside
Q. What u call a townie on a bike?
A. A theif
Q. Whats a townies favourite car?
A. 1 without an alarm
Q. What does a townie girl do when she gets up in the morning?
A. She goes home
Q. What happens to the thought in a townies head?
A. It dies of loneliness
Q. Whats brown and black and looks great on a townie?
A. A Rottweiler
Q. How do u circumsise a townie?
A. Kick his sister in the teeth
Q. How can u tell when a girl townie's orgasmed?
A. She drops her chips
Q. Whats the difference between a townie and the loch ness monster?
A. Sadly, the townies are real
Q. Did u hear about the socially adept townie?
A. No, neither did i
Judge: What gear were u in at the moment of crashing the Nova?
Townie defendant: Reeboks and a burberry cap
A townie feamle is doing the washing up , when her 4 yr old daughter comes up to her
"mummy, i wondered why your hands are so soft"
"fookin' ell" says the chavette. "it's coz im twelve, innit".
Q. What do u do if u see a townie with half his face blown off, walking down the street?
A. Stop laughing and reload the shotgun
Q. When do u know when a townie girl is full?
A. Her eyes go white
Q. What does a townie lass do with her arsehole after sex?
A. Sends him out for a kebab and a bottle of Lambrini
Q. Whats the difference between a townie and a dictionary?
A. About 90,7800 words
2 townies are walking through a jungle and they see a man getting eaten by a crocodile,
one says to the other, "wow, look at his burberry sleeping bag."
Q. what is the similarity between a middle aged Townie womans legs, and the Beatles?
A. They haven't been together since the 70's
Q. What has eight balls and screws townie women twice a week?
A. Bingo
Q. How does a townie girls get rid of unwanted pubic hair?
A. She spits
A. Sorted
Q. What u call a townie in a box with a lock on it?
A. Safe
Q. What u call a townie in a box?
A. Innit
Q. What do u call a townie in a fridge?
A. Chillin'
Q. What do u call a boy and girl townie in a phone box?
A. F**king innit
Q. What u call a townie girl in a white track suit?
A. The bride
Q. If you see a townie on a bike, why should u try NOT to hit him?
A. It might be your bike
Q. Whats the first question at a townie quiz night?
A. What you lookin' at?!
Q. 2 townies in a car without any music. Who's driving?
A. The police
Q. What do townies use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter
Q. What do u say to a townie in a suit?
A. Will the defendant please stand
Q. What have townies got in common with turtles?
A. When they're on their back they're ***ked.
Q. How does a townie girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door
Q. What do u call a 30 year old townie?
A. Dunno., Ask her 17 year old son
Q. What do u do if u run a townie over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure
Q. What do u call a townie with the same IQ as their shoe size?
A. Gifted
Q. What do u call a townie on the moon?
A. Problem
Q. What do u call Ten townies on the moon?
A. Problem
Q. What u call a hundred townies on the moon?
A. Problem
Q. What do u call ALL the townies on the moon?
A. Problem solved
Q. Whats the difference between an hedgehog and a nova full of townies?
A. With the hedgehog, the *****s are on the outside
Q. What u call a townie on a bike?
A. A theif
Q. Whats a townies favourite car?
A. 1 without an alarm
Q. What does a townie girl do when she gets up in the morning?
A. She goes home
Q. What happens to the thought in a townies head?
A. It dies of loneliness
Q. Whats brown and black and looks great on a townie?
A. A Rottweiler
Q. How do u circumsise a townie?
A. Kick his sister in the teeth
Q. How can u tell when a girl townie's orgasmed?
A. She drops her chips
Q. Whats the difference between a townie and the loch ness monster?
A. Sadly, the townies are real
Q. Did u hear about the socially adept townie?
A. No, neither did i
Judge: What gear were u in at the moment of crashing the Nova?
Townie defendant: Reeboks and a burberry cap
A townie feamle is doing the washing up , when her 4 yr old daughter comes up to her
"mummy, i wondered why your hands are so soft"
"fookin' ell" says the chavette. "it's coz im twelve, innit".
Q. What do u do if u see a townie with half his face blown off, walking down the street?
A. Stop laughing and reload the shotgun
Q. When do u know when a townie girl is full?
A. Her eyes go white
Q. What does a townie lass do with her arsehole after sex?
A. Sends him out for a kebab and a bottle of Lambrini
Q. Whats the difference between a townie and a dictionary?
A. About 90,7800 words
2 townies are walking through a jungle and they see a man getting eaten by a crocodile,
one says to the other, "wow, look at his burberry sleeping bag."
Q. what is the similarity between a middle aged Townie womans legs, and the Beatles?
A. They haven't been together since the 70's
Q. What has eight balls and screws townie women twice a week?
A. Bingo
Q. How does a townie girls get rid of unwanted pubic hair?
A. She spits
I'm glad i moved now. ;D ;D ;D
