Post by irishstick on Jan 9, 2009 23:44:37 GMT 1
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd love to be 10 again' she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toast
He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
*
The Death Slide
*
The Wall of Fear
*
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
They went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being 10 again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total
realisation...'I meant my dress size, you f***ing idiot !!!'
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong
'I'd love to be 10 again' she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toast
He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
*
The Death Slide
*
The Wall of Fear
*
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
They went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being 10 again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total
realisation...'I meant my dress size, you f***ing idiot !!!'
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong
