Post by k3rry on Jun 20, 2007 19:07:44 GMT 1
A beggar runs into a bar and says
" bar tender , bar tender give me a tooth pick,"
now the bar tender is a bit confused and asks,
"why do u want a tooth pick?"
and the beggar just replys,
" give me the damn tooth pick"
so the bar tender gave him the tooth pick,
then another beggar comes in and also asks for a tooth pick and the bar tender gives it to him no questons asked,
then another beggar comes in and asks for a straw, the bar tender asks him,
" hey , all the other beggars wanted tooth picks, how come u want a staw?"
the beggar replys,
" well some body spewed outside and all the chunky bits are finished!"
" bar tender , bar tender give me a tooth pick,"
now the bar tender is a bit confused and asks,
"why do u want a tooth pick?"
and the beggar just replys,
" give me the damn tooth pick"
so the bar tender gave him the tooth pick,
then another beggar comes in and also asks for a tooth pick and the bar tender gives it to him no questons asked,
then another beggar comes in and asks for a straw, the bar tender asks him,
" hey , all the other beggars wanted tooth picks, how come u want a staw?"
the beggar replys,
" well some body spewed outside and all the chunky bits are finished!"
