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Post by irishstick on Jan 19, 2009 2:02:27 GMT 1
;D
An asylum seeker was at the side of the road eating grass, a car pulls up, and the driver says to him, "Stop eating that grass, come home with me" To which the asylum seeker replies, "I have 4 wives, and 12 children, can they come too?" " No need" says the driver, "I only have a small lawn."....................... ;D
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Post by irishstick on Jan 19, 2009 2:04:16 GMT 1
A baby is born with no eye lids, anxious, its mum and dad ask the surgeon if anything can be done.........
The surgeon replies " Actually yes there is, as a matter of fact i am performing a circumcision this afternoon, i could use the skin taken off the mans penis to make eyelids for your baby!"
No thank you came the reply.....we dont want our child growing up cock eyed! ;D
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Post by irishstick on Jan 19, 2009 2:05:54 GMT 1
The pharmacist came back into his shop after lunch, to find a man up against a wall.
"What's with the man up against the wall?" he asks his assistant.
"Oh, him" she replies, "He came in here for some cough medicine, but I couldn't find any, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxative"
"You idiot" the pharmacist says, "You can't cure a cough with laxative!"
"Oh yes you can" she says, "Just look at him, he daren't cough"
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Post by irishstick on Jan 19, 2009 2:07:42 GMT 1
Maude and Claude met at the old folks home, and soon became an item. After courting for several months, Claude thought he'd try and make love to Maude. All went well with the willing Maude, and after they'd finished, they lay in bed thinking. Claude was thinking 'if I'd know she was a virgin, I'd have gone a bit more gently with her', and Maude was thinking 'If I'd known he could still get it up, I'd have taken my tights off first'
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