Post by k3rry on Aug 22, 2007 22:36:44 GMT 1
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for halfan hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him. He grabs the little guy’s drink, and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truckdriver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a mancrying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs."I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home found my wife in bed with the Mexican gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable life,and then you show up and drink the damn poison instead."
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truckdriver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a mancrying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs."I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home found my wife in bed with the Mexican gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable life,and then you show up and drink the damn poison instead."
