Post by k3rry on Aug 31, 2007 23:09:39 GMT 1
For those who haven't seen or heard it this is Billy Connolly's take on the Glasgow Airport car bomb attacks................
"Good old Glasgow....if I had to pick a city in the world where I could depend one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire it would always be Glasgow. That really had to hurt...90% burns and aching *******s.
I think we should get a photo of that guy kicking the burning bloke....blow the photo up to huge size and make it into the 'WELCOME' sign at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we'd have the words "GLASGOW WELCOMES CAREFUL DRIVERS".
Love the naivety of Al Qaeda. Trying to bring a religious war to Glasgow. You're 400 years too late ye numties!!!
And you've not even got a football team for ******s sake.
I think we should give Partick Thistle to Al Qaeda....if only for the joy of hearing them read out their team sheet on Saturday.
The Sun urged us all to respond to the attack by flying the Union Jack....really......that's never been a great way of getting your insurance premiums down round our way.
If we play this whole terrorism thing right we could get Al Qaeda to blow up some of Scotland's eyesores. I think we should definitely start putting up signs round Shettleston's high rise flats that say "Financial Quarter".
For a while confusion reigned at Glasgow Airport. Was it a terrorist attack or just Richard Hammond turning up late for check-in?
People say it was lucky they didn't crash into a fuel container. I say it's lucky they didn't hit the queue coming out of Duty Free....the whole place would have gone up like Hiroshima.
The best bit is being told that hundreds of people were saved from being hideously burnt......for ******s sake these were Scottish people flying to Spain!! They'll come back looking like they've been bungee jumping off the lip of a volcano anyway!!!"
"Good old Glasgow....if I had to pick a city in the world where I could depend one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire it would always be Glasgow. That really had to hurt...90% burns and aching *******s.
I think we should get a photo of that guy kicking the burning bloke....blow the photo up to huge size and make it into the 'WELCOME' sign at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we'd have the words "GLASGOW WELCOMES CAREFUL DRIVERS".
Love the naivety of Al Qaeda. Trying to bring a religious war to Glasgow. You're 400 years too late ye numties!!!
And you've not even got a football team for ******s sake.
I think we should give Partick Thistle to Al Qaeda....if only for the joy of hearing them read out their team sheet on Saturday.
The Sun urged us all to respond to the attack by flying the Union Jack....really......that's never been a great way of getting your insurance premiums down round our way.
If we play this whole terrorism thing right we could get Al Qaeda to blow up some of Scotland's eyesores. I think we should definitely start putting up signs round Shettleston's high rise flats that say "Financial Quarter".
For a while confusion reigned at Glasgow Airport. Was it a terrorist attack or just Richard Hammond turning up late for check-in?
People say it was lucky they didn't crash into a fuel container. I say it's lucky they didn't hit the queue coming out of Duty Free....the whole place would have gone up like Hiroshima.
The best bit is being told that hundreds of people were saved from being hideously burnt......for ******s sake these were Scottish people flying to Spain!! They'll come back looking like they've been bungee jumping off the lip of a volcano anyway!!!"
