Post by k3rry on Nov 5, 2007 18:51:24 GMT 1
In a train carriage there were 4 people, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes in to the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a b*tch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That "censored" Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French tw*t again".
The blonde thought - "That French son of a b*tch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That "censored" Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French tw*t again".
