Post by irish on May 6, 2009 23:37:00 GMT 1
a boy asks his dad "whats the difference between theoretically & realistically ?"
dad replies with "ask your sister if she would sleep with the postman for a million quid"
so he asks his sister & she says "too right i would"
then he says "now ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 2 million quid"
so he does ,to which his mum replies" yes,without even a 2nd thought son"
so he goes back to his dad & says "what soes that prove,?"to which he replied"theoretically we are sitting on 3 million quid but realistically we are living with 2 "censored"s"
dad replies with "ask your sister if she would sleep with the postman for a million quid"
so he asks his sister & she says "too right i would"
then he says "now ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 2 million quid"
so he does ,to which his mum replies" yes,without even a 2nd thought son"
so he goes back to his dad & says "what soes that prove,?"to which he replied"theoretically we are sitting on 3 million quid but realistically we are living with 2 "censored"s"
