Post by nforceskyla on May 18, 2009 23:17:36 GMT 1
Flicking through my phone today (Nokia N95) i found a few jokes sent to me, thought id share them with you all 
A man gets pulled over on the motorway for speeding.
The policeman says: "I just need a few details from you, your name please?"
Man says: "John Brown"
Policeman: "And your occupation?"
Man: "Im a rectum stretcher"
Policeman: What exactly is that?"
Man says: "Well first i put a finger in a rectum, then 2 then work all the way to a fist and stretch the arse until its six foot"
Policeman says: "What the hell do you do with a six foot arsehole?"
To which the man replies: "Give it a uniform, and a speedgun"
A man gets pulled over on the motorway for speeding.
The policeman says: "I just need a few details from you, your name please?"
Man says: "John Brown"
Policeman: "And your occupation?"
Man: "Im a rectum stretcher"
Policeman: What exactly is that?"
Man says: "Well first i put a finger in a rectum, then 2 then work all the way to a fist and stretch the arse until its six foot"
Policeman says: "What the hell do you do with a six foot arsehole?"
To which the man replies: "Give it a uniform, and a speedgun"
