Post by k3rry on Oct 2, 2007 21:17:52 GMT 1
Class of kids. Teacher says "Give me a sentence with the word 'charming' in it". After a while thinking, little Tommy stands up and says "Miss, we went to the seaside and it was charming". After another long wait, little Mary stands up and says "Miss - Daddy bought Mummy some flowers and she said it was charming" Another bit of a wait and little Susan stands up and says "Miss - Daddy dances nice with Mummy and he is charming". OK says teachers, you seem to have got the hang of this - now how about a sentence with the word Charming in twice? Immediately little Johnny jumps straight up and says
"My sister came home from school last night and said 'I'm pregnant' and Dad said 'Charming, f***ing charming' "
"My sister came home from school last night and said 'I'm pregnant' and Dad said 'Charming, f***ing charming' "
