Post by k3rry on Oct 8, 2007 19:34:39 GMT 1
Little johnny is sitting in maths.
his teacher asks, if there are 5 pigeons on a wall, and you shoot one, how many will be left?
Johnny immediately replies "well none, obviously they'd fly off with the sound of the gun"
His teacher says "well the answer was 4, but i like your thinking". At this point johnny asks her this question:
"There are 2 women sat on a bench, both eating ice creams. One is eating it fairly normally, and the other is sucking it, rolling her tongue around it and generally taking her time on it. Which ones married?"
The teacher gets all embarassed and says "well, ermm, i guess the one taking her time"
With that johnny says "No, the one with the wedding ring, but i like your thinking"
his teacher asks, if there are 5 pigeons on a wall, and you shoot one, how many will be left?
Johnny immediately replies "well none, obviously they'd fly off with the sound of the gun"
His teacher says "well the answer was 4, but i like your thinking". At this point johnny asks her this question:
"There are 2 women sat on a bench, both eating ice creams. One is eating it fairly normally, and the other is sucking it, rolling her tongue around it and generally taking her time on it. Which ones married?"
The teacher gets all embarassed and says "well, ermm, i guess the one taking her time"
With that johnny says "No, the one with the wedding ring, but i like your thinking"
