how to get yourself dumped, lol, its so sly!

[irish]

easy, grab yourself a new e-mail address, join the local dating agency with a profile thats full of crap, like a pic of yourself sat on the bonnet of a db9 ;D
then use taanias (or whoever) lappy to access the e-mail address, you never intending using again anyway, with all those money hungry women after you,
sign in and leave the lappy on your e-mail address, as soon as she finds it your history, and off scot free, ;D ;D ;D

i love being single! ;D ;D ;D

[Phil J]

You are Evil !!!


Whats the name of that site?

[irish]

Jul 20, 2009 11:16:44 GMT 1 Phil J said:

You are Evil !!!


Whats the name of that site?

i works tho! big time. lol, ;D ;D

but make sure you reply to the cute ones first and give em your real e-mail addy!!!!!! pmsl, then delete sent messages!!!! lol,

[corina]

Hey Irish don't go giving him tips, thought you liked me

You have hurt my feelings now

[irish]

why you knows i loves-------- ur dog, , lol

dont worry she,l just go and get hammered tonite,(as usual )
dance around her handbag singing, "i will survive" and wont even remember my name in the morning!

[corina]

Not talking to you now so I won't answer you (sniff)



I've gone through a box of tissues already

[irish]

but dont forget your watch! i left it on the coffee table!

[corina]

Now thats a silly thing to do

[irish]

i got my watch back tuesday nite, ;D at 2am, she drove over from bristol hammered and slung my watch thro the bedroom window! pmsl,
all i could do was laugh,,, oh,, and park her car for her,, no way i could let her drive home!
wimen! there all mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pmsl,

[corina]

At least you got your watch back ;D