Post by k3rry on Oct 22, 2007 17:14:48 GMT 1
Bill and Mary, an elderly couple, visit the doctor for an annual checkup.
Bill goes in first. Doc asks "How's it going Bill?"
Bill - "Well Doc, life's good. I'm happy and healthy, and what's more, the good Lord is looking after me."
Doc - "That's great Bill. Tell me how the good Lord looks after you?"
Bill - "Well as an example, when I get up to go pee in the night, the lord switches the light on for me."
Doc - "Well that's something I never heard of before."
Next Mary goes in to see the Doc.
Doc asks "How are you Mary?"
Mary - "I'm very well doctor. I'm happy and healthy."
Doc - "That's good to hear Mary. And tell me this. Is the good Lord looking after you too?"
Mary - "I don't understand. What do you mean."
Doc - "Well Bill tells me that god switches the lights on for him when he goes to the toilet in the night."
Mary - "Oh no. He's been weeing in the fridge again."
Bill goes in first. Doc asks "How's it going Bill?"
Bill - "Well Doc, life's good. I'm happy and healthy, and what's more, the good Lord is looking after me."
Doc - "That's great Bill. Tell me how the good Lord looks after you?"
Bill - "Well as an example, when I get up to go pee in the night, the lord switches the light on for me."
Doc - "Well that's something I never heard of before."
Next Mary goes in to see the Doc.
Doc asks "How are you Mary?"
Mary - "I'm very well doctor. I'm happy and healthy."
Doc - "That's good to hear Mary. And tell me this. Is the good Lord looking after you too?"
Mary - "I don't understand. What do you mean."
Doc - "Well Bill tells me that god switches the lights on for him when he goes to the toilet in the night."
Mary - "Oh no. He's been weeing in the fridge again."
