Post by k3rry on Nov 8, 2007 16:45:18 GMT 1
A Posh Hotel holds 3 weddings on the same day and at the end of the
night, the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over
a couple of beers.
One questions the other two, "listen, it's our wedding night and I
was wondering - how many times are we expected to...um...you know....
DO IT???
Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and
see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning
over breakfast to discuss what went on.
Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss
our first nights marital goings on over the breakfast table with our
new wives sat with us"
"No you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we
order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it",
offers another groom.
They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.
The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a
bit dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely
stagger across the room to their tables.
The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order, "Hello,
I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast
please".
The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in
a toast to his fantastic prowess.
The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too
shall have the full English breakfast but could I have FOUR pieces of
toast"
The waitress gets to the last groom. "I shall also have the full
English breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath,
"SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he calls for everyone's benefit,
whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him in
disbelief at the thought how raw his poor schlong must be.
"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress, "Why, that's an
awful lot" "Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is."
She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave,
the groom calls after her again..."And by the way love, can you make two
of those Brown?"
;D
night, the 3 grooms meet up at the bar to discuss the days events over
a couple of beers.
One questions the other two, "listen, it's our wedding night and I
was wondering - how many times are we expected to...um...you know....
DO IT???
Eventually, they all decide to retire to their respective wives and
see how the night goes, with the idea to meet up the following morning
over breakfast to discuss what went on.
Suddenly one of the grooms pipes up, "Hold on lads, we can't discuss
our first nights marital goings on over the breakfast table with our
new wives sat with us"
"No you're right. What we'll do then, is for every piece of toast we
order with our breakfast, that'll be the amount times we did it",
offers another groom.
They all decide it's an excellent idea and depart.
The next day in the hotel dining room, the grooms are all looking a
bit dishevelled, but that's nothing compared to the brides, who can barely
stagger across the room to their tables.
The waitress comes up to the first groom to take his order, "Hello,
I'll have the full English breakfast with THREE pieces of toast
please".
The other two grooms smile at him and raise a glass of fresh orange in
a toast to his fantastic prowess.
The waitress moves to the second couple, and the groom orders, "I too
shall have the full English breakfast but could I have FOUR pieces of
toast"
The waitress gets to the last groom. "I shall also have the full
English breakfast please, yet I shall have..." he takes a deep breath,
"SEVEN, yes SEVEN PIECES OF TOAST" he calls for everyone's benefit,
whilst giving a big cheesy grin to his two wedding mates, who stare at him in
disbelief at the thought how raw his poor schlong must be.
"Seven pieces of toast sir?" queries the waitress, "Why, that's an
awful lot" "Yes indeed young lady, seven pieces of toast it is."
She writes down his order and turns away, but before she can leave,
the groom calls after her again..."And by the way love, can you make two
of those Brown?"
;D
