Post by TAFF on Sept 17, 2009 6:55:47 GMT 1
Phil wakes up every morning and breaks wind constantly for two minutes, much to the disgust of Corina.
Corina told him one morning " your going to blow your guts out if you continue doing that every morning "
Phil just laughed and got on with his housework...
Suddenly corina had an idea, she went off to the local butchers and bought a large bag of pig intestines, and that night, when Phil was fast asleep she tipped the contents of the bag into Phil's
Boxers.
The following morning Corina could hardly control her gigle as Phil gingerly walked to the bathroom with his boxers full of intestines.
an hour later phil walkes back into the bed room.
"why were you so long ?" Corina asked.
" well dear " said Phil " you were right about my guts falling out of my arse, But with the help of the Lord above and these two fingers, everything is now back in place. ""
Corina told him one morning " your going to blow your guts out if you continue doing that every morning "
Phil just laughed and got on with his housework...
Suddenly corina had an idea, she went off to the local butchers and bought a large bag of pig intestines, and that night, when Phil was fast asleep she tipped the contents of the bag into Phil's
Boxers.
The following morning Corina could hardly control her gigle as Phil gingerly walked to the bathroom with his boxers full of intestines.
an hour later phil walkes back into the bed room.
"why were you so long ?" Corina asked.
" well dear " said Phil " you were right about my guts falling out of my arse, But with the help of the Lord above and these two fingers, everything is now back in place. ""
