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Post by flossie on Sept 21, 2009 23:29:39 GMT 1
My name is Flossie, Ewe though you are welcome to call me Floss. I am the new forum Agony Aunt, Ask me me any question or tell me your problems and I will try to guide you on the right path   |
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Post by TAFF on Sept 22, 2009 13:12:29 GMT 1
I have this brother mate, who shall remain annonymous,
and I fear he is turning into an OAP before his time.
He has developed a fear of going over 50mph, and has already earned himself the nickname Captain Slow, he also has an unhealthy obsession with Tim Wonnacott ( whoever that is )
Please please can you offer some help oh wise one
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Post by flossie on Sept 22, 2009 15:12:40 GMT 1
That's a tough one  The failing to travel above 50mph may stem from the fact that he is a short ass and can not press the pedal down any further. Try buying him a set of seat extenders and put them on backwards  I wouldnt worry too much about his fascination with Tim Wanamacally unless it has spread to the point where he is watching re-runs on i-player. Remember, He who laughs last has the worst sence of humour |
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Post by thereddwarf on Sept 22, 2009 20:45:14 GMT 1
I have a family member who just loves getting things stuck where they shouldnt be.....we need suggestions for keeping his poor little head safe, especally when working on his mini (wheel arch area)
Flossie, i know you can help him before he does it again..!!!!!
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Post by boycie101 on Sept 22, 2009 21:09:30 GMT 1
flossie can you help with sarcastic wives who now have very bad headaches due to scaucepans bouncing of it constantly  |
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Post by thereddwarf on Sept 22, 2009 21:10:53 GMT 1
ooohhhhh....touchy...pmsl
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Post by flossie on Sept 22, 2009 22:02:41 GMT 1
I have a family member who just loves getting things stuck where they shouldnt be.....we need suggestions for keeping his poor little head safe, especally when working on his mini (wheel arch area) Flossie, i know you can help him before he does it again..!!!!! Dear Ju, First of all I understand your torment, I once had a lamb that had simaler issue's (It is a long story but I am sure you will understand). I would suggest rubbing his head with grease, paying extra attention to the ears and nasal area. If this does not cure him then I am afraid he may be a lost cause and it will have to be the knackers yard for him |
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Post by flossie on Sept 22, 2009 22:06:09 GMT 1
flossie can you help with sarcastic wives who now have very bad headaches due to scaucepans bouncing of it constantly Dear Boycie, I am sorry but you make no sence, There is no such thing as a sarcastic woman  Twice through the sheep dip for you for suggesting such a thing  |
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Post by irish on Sept 22, 2009 22:27:44 GMT 1
dear flossie, ive met this lovley blonde gurl but shes english  from yorkshire, she makes a lovley cup of tea tho!lol, were off to the bini dealership coz she want a new bini, (soft top) do i ask about bini brake falure or the pieces of crap catching fire? ?? thank you floss! |
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Post by flossie on Sept 22, 2009 22:42:26 GMT 1
Dear Irish,
Yorkshire is centred on the county town of York. The region was first occupied after the retreat of the ice age around 8000 BC. During the first millennium AD it was occupied by Romans, Angles and Vikings.
So despite her belief she is as English as my great nan, ( who incedently won best of show and fluffiest fleece at the royal welsh way back in 1975) Relax and take it easy with her though as those vikings were a fiery bunch.
As for the bmw Mini. Dont let them pull the wool over her eyes ( pun intended) and make sure you ram ( yeah another one :-) ) it down their throats that they are just fleecing ( never thought I would get a 3rd in ) everyone by pinching the mini name.
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Post by irish on Sept 22, 2009 22:50:52 GMT 1
very wise words thank you flossie, xxx eww, lol
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Post by irish on Sept 23, 2009 0:41:43 GMT 1
dear flossie if you were 10 years younger,, ie 40 like me! pmsl, would you not decide to go to a bini dealership, in a real MINI cos its quite possable the sales man will get his head kicked in if he even gos near the scrappage scheme! pmsl, ? i await your reply with baited breath, thank you flossie, xxx love ewe,, xx |
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Post by flossie on Sept 23, 2009 19:02:27 GMT 1
dear flossie if you were 10 years younger,, ie 40 like me! pmsl, would you not decide to go to a bini dealership, in a real MINI cos its quite possable the sales man will get his head kicked in if he even gos near the scrappage scheme! pmsl, ? i await your reply with baited breath, thank you flossie, xxx love ewe,, xx Dear Irish, Are you trying to suggest I am mutton not lamb  My answer is do not go near the bini dealership at all. |
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Post by irish on Sept 23, 2009 21:07:09 GMT 1
thankyou flossie, ewe are spot on, again,
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Post by irish on Sept 27, 2009 21:34:42 GMT 1
help flossie
i left a realy nice message on fb, to this real nice yorkshire lass,, blonde really nice gurl im seeing, i said she looked gorgeous, then she txt me to say thanks for the fb mess!? so i said what mess? ur a daft cow and are you seeing someone else the dippy blonde meant message, shes not very pc savvy or anything else savvy, SHES BLONDE!, IM PISSED AND IL GO AWAY,, love you flossie!¬ xxxx who am i talking tooooo ???go away
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Post by flossie on Sept 27, 2009 22:23:28 GMT 1
Dear Irish, Can I have pint of what your drinking ;D Leave it untill the morning then send her a message to explain the misunderstanding, ( You have to give her untill then to calm down as it takes longer with the english ) Remember the old saying Who makes himself a sheep will be eaten by the wolves |
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Post by TAFF on Sept 28, 2009 6:49:47 GMT 1
Who makes himself a sheep will be eaten by the wolves How would you make a sheep, Is there a kit I could buy if someone wanted to make one ?? |
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from yorkshire, she makes a lovley cup of tea tho!lol,
