TAFF
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Post by TAFF on Jan 12, 2008 9:05:50 GMT 1
Paddy and Murphy are hunting when Murphy falls over and bangs his head on a big rock. Frantic, Paddy dials 999 on his phone and blurts, "My friend just fell, hit his head on a big rock and i think he's dead! What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Paddy comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"
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Post by acidminis on Jan 12, 2008 9:33:35 GMT 1
Are we allowed to use the 'P & M' jokes on here Phil??? ;D ;D ;D
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