Post by minichick on Mar 4, 2008 22:29:06 GMT 1
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. ;D
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. ;D
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better. ;D
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. ;D
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened. ;D
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions. ;D
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. ;D
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. ;D
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better. ;D
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. ;D
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened. ;D
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions. ;D
