Post by minichick on Mar 4, 2008 22:41:28 GMT 1
What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion. ;D
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game. ;D
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer. ;D
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. ;D
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times. ;D
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..." ;D
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them. ;D
Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs. ;D
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice. ;D
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece. ;D
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts. ;D
Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men. ;D
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions. ;D
They both run at the first sign of emotion. ;D
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game. ;D
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer. ;D
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. ;D
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times. ;D
What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..." ;D
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them. ;D
Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs. ;D
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice. ;D
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece. ;D
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts. ;D
Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men. ;D
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions. ;D
;D
