NOT poilitically correct, look away now!

[irish]

or if you live in swansea, ;D

Police in swansea have found a bomb outside a mosque.

They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.

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Two Asian heroin addicts in swansea have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care...

One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.


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During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree.

A spokesman for the swansea City Council said 'We didn't even know they were living up there'.

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Asian Minorities in the swansea have complained that there is not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.


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I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?
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;D ;D ;D ;D

[Huntyfm]

Two asian brothers killed when they fell through a frozen pond in Birmingham.
ITV are to make a documentry on the 3rd brother who survived the ordeal.
Dan Singh on Ice will be screened in the spring!!

An Indian bloke goes to put his wife's death in the local paper. They tell him it's £1 a word. He only has £4 so he says to put in "Sanjit Patel Is Dead". They take pity on him and say he can have another 4 words free. He says thanks put in...."Sanjit Patel Is Dead, SHOP OPEN AS USUAL"

[irish]

;D ;D

[boycie101]

like em all ;D

[coedy]

Seem's I'll see you all in hell...... That's where I am going.... lol.

[taffy1967]

Naughty.

;D

[boycie101]

Jan 16, 2010 0:25:09 GMT 1 @coedy said:

Seem's I'll see you all in hell...... That's where I am going.... lol.

already got my job lined up down there " chief boiler stoker " ;D