Post by minichick on Mar 18, 2008 21:42:06 GMT 1
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them.
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman? A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make its testicles.
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? Castrated.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
Why are women so bad at parallel parking? Because men keep telling them
that this...
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is 8 inches.
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman? A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make its testicles.
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? Castrated.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
Why are women so bad at parallel parking? Because men keep telling them
that this...
|<---------------------->|
is 8 inches.
