Post by jackdaw on Oct 3, 2010 10:55:15 GMT 1
Taffy is passing by Yanto's hay barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Yanto doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green Massey Furgeson.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right sleeve of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed rugby shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained string vest underneath.
With a final flourish he tears the string vest from his body and hurls his Wolly Bobble Hat onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough Taffy rushes in and says "What the heck are you doing Yanto?"
"Jeez, Taffy, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Yanto, "but me and the Mrs have been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right sleeve of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed rugby shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained string vest underneath.
With a final flourish he tears the string vest from his body and hurls his Wolly Bobble Hat onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough Taffy rushes in and says "What the heck are you doing Yanto?"
"Jeez, Taffy, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Yanto, "but me and the Mrs have been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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;D 
;D 
