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Post by jackdaw on Jan 1, 2011 10:14:04 GMT 1
A 90 year old woman, having led a full life and done everything she'd ever wanted to do, decided that her time on Earth was done. After considering various methods of "topping" herself, she decided that the quickest and least painful way would be to shoot herself through the heart. But being a bit old and forgetful, she couldn't remember exactly where her heart was located, so she called the doctor for advice. The doctor said that her heart was 2 inches above her left nipple. So she shot herself in the left kneecap. ;D
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