Daddies two winkles

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Daddies two winkles Jul 23, 2011 5:38:48 GMT 1

Post by musicmutt on Jul 23, 2011 5:38:48 GMT 1

The Father was just about to enter the kitchen he hears his son say rather coyly to his mother
"maaam"! why does daddy have two winkles "?

Mum replies
"No son he has one just like you"

the boy loses the plot stamping and yelling
" No Mam he has two I seen them"

Mum
"OK OK calm down son, tell mammy about these winkles"

The boy holds his fingers about 4 inches apart and looking down shyly says
"he's got a little winkle he goes to wee wee with"

then with head raised with a look of amazement and wonder continues but now holding his fingers about 8 inches apart

" and He's got a big winkle he cleans Auntie June's teeth with"

Last Edit: Jul 23, 2011 5:42:45 GMT 1 by musicmutt

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