Post by musicmutt on Aug 7, 2011 16:52:00 GMT 1
advanced notice I'm a non drinker >> this is a joke
A week ago while driving home I decided to pop into my local or a quick pint ,,,, well own up time ,,,,, I went over the top ,,, so with good intention decided to walk home ,,, got to the pub door an the Rain is lashin it down so I thought f**k that ,, take the car
all was going well in the rain till I came to the roundabout at the top end of our street ,,, I lost it ,,, went into a 4 wheel slide hit the roundabout rolled the car 3 times and twice end over end in the process demolishing a bus stop and a lamp post within seconds of stopping Chi Chi and Anan arrive (plod in a panda car)
one of em asks
ARE YOU DRUNK SIR?
my reply
Couse I'm Drunk ,,,, I Ain't a F**KIN STUNTMAN
A week ago while driving home I decided to pop into my local or a quick pint ,,,, well own up time ,,,,, I went over the top ,,, so with good intention decided to walk home ,,, got to the pub door an the Rain is lashin it down so I thought f**k that ,, take the car
all was going well in the rain till I came to the roundabout at the top end of our street ,,, I lost it ,,, went into a 4 wheel slide hit the roundabout rolled the car 3 times and twice end over end in the process demolishing a bus stop and a lamp post within seconds of stopping Chi Chi and Anan arrive (plod in a panda car)
one of em asks
ARE YOU DRUNK SIR?
my reply
Couse I'm Drunk ,,,, I Ain't a F**KIN STUNTMAN
