Post by musicmutt on Aug 7, 2011 17:25:06 GMT 1
I'm out drivng me car in heavy rain and I notice a copper at the roadside just as I get near he steps out in the road with his hand raised ,,, stop
Too late I hit him he goes up in the air lands on the bonnet an bounces off the winscreen landing next to the drivers door
He says >>>> who's a silly boy then
not me mate! ,,, I ain't the one layin down in the rain
he gets up pokes his head through the window that made me laugh as I had closed it
then he asks >>> are you the driver of this car
me >>>well it's automatic but I gotta be here
he must have been feeling lonely coz he asked me to accompany him to the police station
at the station the desk sergeant looks at me I look at him and I asks >> what are all these pohto's on the wall
he says >>> they are all wanted people we are lookin for
so I says >> why did'nt ya keep em here when ya took the photo's
oooooooh boy did that get me in bother with him
Too late I hit him he goes up in the air lands on the bonnet an bounces off the winscreen landing next to the drivers door
He says >>>> who's a silly boy then
not me mate! ,,, I ain't the one layin down in the rain
he gets up pokes his head through the window that made me laugh as I had closed it
then he asks >>> are you the driver of this car
me >>>well it's automatic but I gotta be here
he must have been feeling lonely coz he asked me to accompany him to the police station
at the station the desk sergeant looks at me I look at him and I asks >> what are all these pohto's on the wall
he says >>> they are all wanted people we are lookin for
so I says >> why did'nt ya keep em here when ya took the photo's
oooooooh boy did that get me in bother with him
