Post by musicmutt on Sept 3, 2011 8:47:12 GMT 1
A Hedgehog was watching another Hedgehog waiting to cross the road at night and after 3 failed attempts the 1st hedgehog ambles over and asks "what's the problem mate"
the 2nd replies " I scared of those bright lights that come racing down this road ,
,"what!" ,,exclaims the 1st ,, "it's easy when you see them coming just make sure your in between them and curl up no problem "
2nd hedgehog "I'm not so sure"
1st Hedgehog says "Watch" and he ambles across the road and sure enough a car comes along so he turns to the lights curls up and the car passes over him he uncurls and ambles to the other side of the road he shouts back to the second hedgehog " See it's easy nothing to worry about you try it"
the 2nd hedgehog now full of confidence strides out into the road and along comes some lights so he faces them curls up and SPLAT the hedgehog is flattened
the 2nd hedgehog says quietly Sh*t I forgot about those Reliants
the 2nd replies " I scared of those bright lights that come racing down this road ,
,"what!" ,,exclaims the 1st ,, "it's easy when you see them coming just make sure your in between them and curl up no problem "
2nd hedgehog "I'm not so sure"
1st Hedgehog says "Watch" and he ambles across the road and sure enough a car comes along so he turns to the lights curls up and the car passes over him he uncurls and ambles to the other side of the road he shouts back to the second hedgehog " See it's easy nothing to worry about you try it"
the 2nd hedgehog now full of confidence strides out into the road and along comes some lights so he faces them curls up and SPLAT the hedgehog is flattened
the 2nd hedgehog says quietly Sh*t I forgot about those Reliants
