Post by musicmutt on Dec 2, 2011 0:45:33 GMT 1
three truck drivers all die in separate incidents and one by one arrive at the pearly gates only to be met by the arch angel Gabriel
the 1st Driver to arrive at the gates is met by Gabriel who asks what can I do for you the driver replies I am a truck driver can I come in I have been killed in an accident Gabriel asks what's your name and Who did you work for,, the driver replies My Names Fred and I worked for The Post Office ,, Jeeez says Gabby you worked F**kin hard so gabby opens the gates saying come in Fred and sign the register ,, on doing so Gabby gives him his set of Wings, Halo and a Steering Wheel and says ,, On you go Enjoy Highway Heaven ,,,,
The 2nd Driver arrives seconds afterwards and gabby looks up from his desk and agian asks ,, what do you want? ,, 2nd Driver ,, I'm Harry a truck driver and I've been killed in a road crash can I come in ,, who did you work for gabby asks ,, Tesco why do you ask? ,,, looking at the register gabby replies Jeez Harry you worked F**kin harder than the last driver in ,,, so again Gabby opens the gates saying come in and sign the register ,, once the Harry signs the register Gabby hands him his Wings, Halo and a steering wheel and says On you go enjoy Highway Heaven ,,,
A minute later the 3rd Driver arrives at the gates Gabby looks up from page 3 of the Sun and says what do you want ,, I'm Dai the truck I've died in an accident can I come in ,, Gabby moans Not another F**kin Trucker ,,, your the F**kin 3rd in as many F**kin minutes who'd you work for ,, driver proudly says Owens Jeez F**king Jeezus you worked like a slave ,, you better come in sign the register as Gabby approaches the gates his Phone rings and so Gabby turns back picks up ,, he turns to the Driver and says what did you say your name was ,, Dai the Truck why? that's your boss on the Phone ,,, want's to know how long your gonna be
the 1st Driver to arrive at the gates is met by Gabriel who asks what can I do for you the driver replies I am a truck driver can I come in I have been killed in an accident Gabriel asks what's your name and Who did you work for,, the driver replies My Names Fred and I worked for The Post Office ,, Jeeez says Gabby you worked F**kin hard so gabby opens the gates saying come in Fred and sign the register ,, on doing so Gabby gives him his set of Wings, Halo and a Steering Wheel and says ,, On you go Enjoy Highway Heaven ,,,,
The 2nd Driver arrives seconds afterwards and gabby looks up from his desk and agian asks ,, what do you want? ,, 2nd Driver ,, I'm Harry a truck driver and I've been killed in a road crash can I come in ,, who did you work for gabby asks ,, Tesco why do you ask? ,,, looking at the register gabby replies Jeez Harry you worked F**kin harder than the last driver in ,,, so again Gabby opens the gates saying come in and sign the register ,, once the Harry signs the register Gabby hands him his Wings, Halo and a steering wheel and says On you go enjoy Highway Heaven ,,,
A minute later the 3rd Driver arrives at the gates Gabby looks up from page 3 of the Sun and says what do you want ,, I'm Dai the truck I've died in an accident can I come in ,, Gabby moans Not another F**kin Trucker ,,, your the F**kin 3rd in as many F**kin minutes who'd you work for ,, driver proudly says Owens Jeez F**king Jeezus you worked like a slave ,, you better come in sign the register as Gabby approaches the gates his Phone rings and so Gabby turns back picks up ,, he turns to the Driver and says what did you say your name was ,, Dai the Truck why? that's your boss on the Phone ,,, want's to know how long your gonna be
